such was the infighting in the bjp, that opposition parties had no work at all. they just sat back and watched (with amusement) while the bjp blew itself into pieces. and this very same party is fighting corruption in delhi !!
Wednesday, 22 May 2013
spot-fix
such was the infighting in the bjp, that opposition parties had no work at all. they just sat back and watched (with amusement) while the bjp blew itself into pieces. and this very same party is fighting corruption in delhi !!
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Oklahoma Tornado: Human resilience & calibre of a people standout in times of crisis, disaster & tragedy. Kudos to the people of Moore town.
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Passing thought: "Were I 20yrs younger, would I qualify to be in Phaneesh Murthy's shoes? ...for the money, or women he exploits & v'versa?
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Thumbs up to TOI's call to GenNext to be a change catalyst: "I will stop pointing fingers. I must be the change I wish to see in the world"
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Monday, 13 May 2013
Re: siddu
My beloved Mangalore has righted a wrong, and I pray Mangaloreans will now be alert to never again permit the likes of Muthalik and Ram Sene etc to ever lift their evil heads again to indulge in their notorious designs for so called pseudo moral policing etc."
Saturday, 4 May 2013
Re: Fw: A NICE POEM...
Your nice poem brought on more than a grin, Leo! ...it sure is a thunderous cracker!!!
Also, its windy and breezyness makes me wish at this our stage in life - when we tend to be a limitless source of natural gas for an energy-starved nation - mine to be categorized among the relief providing longest ones just loud enough to be an expression of personal and 'patriotic' satisfaction managed with an unembarrassed stoic and dignified face - even in company!
And mind you, I am still not ready to be termed an OLD FART..... !!!
Most relaxing thing that can happen .... when you....

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
Friday, 15 February 2013
2013.0213-14: with Arun and Chand in Cardiff...
Friday, 25 January 2013
EVERY SEED OF POMEGRANATE
Pomegranate is a seasonal fruit in Pakistan & India so I tried an experiment with dried pomegranate seeds.
I prepared a decoction boiling the fistful of dried seeds in half liter of water for 10 minutes, squeezed the seeds, strained the decoction and advised those patients suffering from painful angina to use a glass of lukewarm decoction on an empty stomach in the morning.
Amazing result was observed, the decoction of dried pomegranate seeds worked like a magic, the feelings of tightness and heaviness of chest and the pain had gone.It encouraged me to try more experiments on all types of cardiac patients so I tried other experiments on patients who were suffering from painful angina, coronary arterial blockage, cardiac ischemia (insufficient blood flow to the heart muscle) etc., waiting for a bypass surgery. The same lukewarm decoction was used on an empty stomach in the morning. The patients experienced quick relief in all symptoms including painful condition.
In another case of coronary arterial blockage the patient started using half glass of fresh pomegranate juice every day for one year, although all symptoms were completely relieved within a week but he continued taking it for a whole year, it completely reversed the plaque build-up and unblocked his arteries to normal, the angiography report confirmed the evidence.
Thus decoction of dried pomegranate seeds, fresh pomegranate juice or eating a whole pomegranate on empty stomach in the morning proved to be a miracle cure for cardiac patients. But the lukewarm dried seeds decoction proved to be more effective compared to eating a whole pomegranate or fresh pomegranate juice.
Use of pomegranate in any way has demonstrated even more dramatic effects as blood thinner, pain killing properties for cardiac patients, lowers LDL (low-density lipoprotein or bad cholesterol) and raises the HDL (high-density lipoprotein or good cholesterol). There are more than 50 different types of heart diseases, the most common being coronary artery disease (CAD), which is the number one killer of both women and men in some countries, and there has been no medicinal cure for this disease. Many cardiac patients have reversed their heart diseases on my advice using one glass of lukewarm decoction of pomegranate dried seeds, half glass of fresh pomegranate juice or eating a whole pomegranate on empty stomach in the morning. It was the very first real breakthrough in the history of cardiology to successfully treat the cardiac diseases by a fruit.
The more super foods to obtain the even faster results for cardiac patients which are most promising curative and protective agents like fresh raisins, quince, guava, prunes (dried plums), natural vinegar, mixture of grape fruit juice and honey in the morning (empty stomach), basil leaves, chicory leaves, powder of oregano leaves and rock salt in equal quantity (in case the patient is not hypertensive) and sesame oil as cooking oil for cardiac patients.It is regretted to say that treating the heart patients and bypass surgery has become far more profitable business around the world which has failed to help avert life threatening heart attacks and life time cardiac complications resulting in almost paralyzed life. A regular use of pomegranate in any way ensures a healthy cardiac life, thinning your blood, dissolving the blood clots and obstruction inside the coronary arteries, maintains an optimal blood flow, supports a healthy blood pressure, prevents and reverses atherosclerosis. (Thickening of the internal lining of the blood vessels) from whatever I and observed in last several years, I can say:
"A pomegranate a day keeps the knife of a cardiologist away" you can try and see the wonder.
Saturday, 12 January 2013
Learning from the West ---- Narayana Murty
A BRILLIANT SPEECH !!!!!
Learning from the West ---- Narayana Murty
Ladies and gentlemen:
Thursday, 10 January 2013
It's sad we had no Punjabis in our class....
Your grandmum finds u "Kamjor" even if you're overweight.
When unwell, your entire family turns into doctors.
If you converse for more than 15 minutes, the topic is FOOD.
You earn Rs.1 and spend Rs.1:50.
You have one word for many emotions --
Surprised: Oye
Calling out: Oye-e
Angry: OYE-E-E
In pain: oye oye oye
After gossiping about someone for hours, you end by saying, "SAANU KI JI"
Sunday, 9 December 2012
Mathematical Codes Found in The Bible
Mathematical Codes Found in The Bible
The following is a brief look at Chuck Misslers book "The Creation Beyond Space and Time". The numerical structure of the Bible has been studied closely, being the subject of numerous volumes in the past. But none are more provocative then the works of Ivan Panin.
Ivan Panin was born in Russia on December 12, 1855. Having participated in plots against the Czar at an early age, he was exiled and, after spending some years studying in Germany, he came to the United States and entered Harvard University. After graduation in 1882, he converted from agnosticism to Christianity.
In 1890 he discovered some phenomenal mathematical designs underlying both the Greek text of the New Testament and the Hebrew text of the Old Testament. He was to devote 50 years of his life painstakingly exploring the numerical structure of the scriptures, generating over 43,000 detailed, hand-penned pages of analysis.
The Heptadic Structure
The recurrence of the number seven, or an exact multiple of seven, is found throughout the Bible and is widely recognized. The Sabbath on the seventh day, the seven years of plenty, and the seven years of famine in Egypt, the seven priests and seven trumpets marching around Jericho, and the Sabbath year of the Land are well-known examples.
Also, Solomon's building the Temple for seven years, Naaman's washing in the river seven times, and the seven churches, seven seals, seven trumpets, seven bowls, seven stars, and so on in the Book of Revelation, all show the consistent use of the number seven.
But it turns out to be much more below the surface. Ivan Panin noted the amazing numerical properties of the Biblical text - both the Greek of the New Testament and the Hebrew of the Old Testament. These are not only intriguing to discover they also demonstrate an intricacy of design which testifies to a supernatural origin!
If we look at the first 17 verses of the New Testament (The Gospel of Matthew) which deals with a single principal subject: the genealogy of Jesus Christ, It contains 72 Greek vocabulary words in these initial 17 versus(*note; The verse divisions are man's allocation for convenience, added in the thirteenth-century A.D.). We find the following Heptadic (7) structure throughout these original Greek versus.
| 1 | The number of words which are nouns is exactly 56, or 7 x 8. |
| 2 | The Greek word "the" occurs most frequently in the passage: exactly 56 times, or 7 x 8. |
| 3 | Also, the number of different forms in which the article "the" occurs is exactly 7. |
| 4 | There are two main sections in the passage: verse 1-11 and 12-17. In the first main section, the number of Greek vocabulary words used is 49, or 7 x 7. |
| 5 | Of these 49 words, The number of those beginning with a vowel is 28, or 7 x 4. |
| 6 | The number of words beginning with a consonant is 21, or 7 x 3. |
| 7 | The total number of letters in these 49 words is exactly 266, or 7 x 38-exactly. |
| 8 | The numbers of vowels among these 266 letters is 140, or 7 x 20. |
| 9 | The number of consonants is 126, or 7 x 18-exactly. |
| 10 | Of these 49 words, the number of words which occur more than once is 35, or 7 x 5. |
| 11 | The number of words occurring only once is 14, or 7 x2. |
| 12 | The number of words which occur in only one form is exactly 42, or 7 x 6. |
| 13 | The number of words appearing in more than one form is also 7. |
| 14 | The number of 49 Greek vocabulary words which are nouns is 42, or 7 x 6. |
| 15 | The number of words which are not nouns is 7. |
| 16 | Of the nouns, 35 are proper names, or 7 x 5. |
| 17 | These 35 nouns are used 63 times, or 7 x 9. |
| 18 | The number of male names is 28, or 7 x 4. |
| 19 | These male names occur 56 times or 7 x 8. |
| 20 | The number which are not male names is 7. |
| 21 | Three women are mentioned-Tamar, Rahab, and Ruth. The number of Greek letters in these three names is 14, or 7 x 2. |
| 22 | The number of compound nouns is 7. |
| 23 | The number of Greek letters in these 7 nouns is 49, or 7 x 7. |
| 24 | Only one city is named in this passage, Babylon, which in Greek contains exactly 7 letters. |
And on and on it goes.
Just to understand how unique these properties are try to design a genealogy-even from fiction that meets the following criteria:
| 1 | The Number of words must be divisible by 7 evenly. (In each of these constraints, it is assumed that the divisions are without remainders.) |
| 2 | The number of letters must also be divisible by 7. |
| 3 | The number of vowels and the number of consonants must be divisible by 7. |
| 4 | The number of words that begin with a vowel must be divisible by 7. |
| 5 | The number of words that begin with a consonant must be divisible by 7. |
| 6 | The number of words that occur more than once must be divisible by 7. |
| 7 | The number of words that occur in more than one form must be divisible by 7. |
| 8 | The number of words that occur in only one form shall be divisible by 7. |
| 9 | The number of nouns shall be divisible by 7. |
| 10 | Only 7 words shall not be nouns. |
| 11 | The number of names in the genealogy shall be divisible by 7. |
| 12 | Only 7 other kinds of nouns are permitted. |
| 13 | The number of male names shall be divisible by 7. |
| 14 | The number of generations shall be 21, also divisible by 7. |
There are even more features in the numerical structure of the words themselves. As you may know, both the Hebrew and Greek use the letters of the alphabet for numerical values. Therefore, any specific word in either Hebrew or Greek- has a numerical value of its own by adding up the values of the letters in that particular word. The study of the numerical values of words is called gametria.
The 72 vocabulary words add up to a gametrical value of 42,364, or 7 x 6,052.
The 72 words appear in 90 forms-some appear in more than one form. The numeric value of the 90 forms is 54,075, or 7 x 7,725. Exactly.
It becomes immediately obvious that hidden below the surface are aspects of design that cannot be accidental or just coincidence.
Other Implications
There are words in the passage just described that occur nowhere else in the New Testament. They occur 42 times (7 x 6) and have 126 letters (7 x 18). How was this organized?
Even if Matthew contrived this characteristic into his Gospel, how could he have known that these specific words-whose sole characteristic is that they are found nowhere else in the New Testament-were not going to be used by the other writers? Unless we assume the absurd hypothesis that he had an agreement with them, he must have had the rest of the New Testament before him when he wrote his book. The Gospel of Matthew, then, must have been written last.
It so happens the Gospel of Mark exhibits the same phenomenon. It can be demonstrated that it would have had to be written "last." The same phenomenon is found in Luke, John, Peter, Jude, and Paul. Each would have had to write after the other in order to contrive the vocabulary frequencies! You can demonstrate that each of the New Testament books had to have been "written last."
There is no human explanation for this incredible and precise structure. It has all been supernaturally designed. We simply gasp, sit back, and behold the skillful handiwork of the God who keeps his promises.
By the way, the crucifixion of Jesus took place at Golgotha, elevation = 777 meters above sea level. What a coincidence. panin1.htmSaturday, 8 December 2012
THE CUP OF COFFEE ON THE WALL
While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of coffee, two on the table and one on the wall. They had two cups of coffee but paid for three and left. This time also, the waiter
did the same; he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, 'A Cup of Coffee'.
It seemed that this gesture was a norm at this place. However, it was something unique and perplexing for us. Since we had nothing to do with the matter, we finished our coffee, paid the bill and left.
After a few days, we again had a chance to go to this coffee shop. While we were enjoying our coffee, a man entered. The way this man was dressed did not match the standard nor the atmosphere of this coffee shop. Poverty was evident from the looks on his face. As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, one cup of coffee from the wall. The waiter served coffee to this man with the customary respect and dignity. The man had his coffee and left without paying. We were amazed to watch all this when the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin. Now it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear. The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town welled up our eyes with tears.
Coffee is not a need of our society neither a necessity of life for us. The point to note is that when we take pleasure in any blessing, maybe we also need to think about those people who appreciate that specific blessing as much as we do but they cannot afford to have it.
Note the character of this waiter, who is playing a consistent and generous role to get the communication going between the affording and the needy with a smile on his face.
Ponder upon this man in need….he enters the coffee shop without having to lower his self-esteem…he has no need to ask for a free cup of coffee…without asking or knowing about the one who is giving this cup of coffee to him…he only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his coffee and left.
When we analyze this story, along with the other characters, we need to remember the role played by the wall that reflects the generosity and care of the dwellers of this town._
The Bible (pictures are stunning - facts stated, just amazing!)
And try my best not to "forward" any myself...... !
But was moved enough by the amazing claims made in this presentation regarding certain facts in the Bible - to want to share this one with you..
Maxwell
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Friday, 7 December 2012
SUSPENSE - Do Read till the end....
Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute couple couldn't-live-without-each-other had turned bitter.
Fighting over every little things, both didn't like the way things had changed.
Amrita was waiting to see if Rajiv remembered it was their anniversary!
Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was d plan for champagne, light music And it was raining outside! It was perfect.
But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang.
Amrita went to pick it up and it was a man. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr Rajiv Mehra's number?"
"Yes it is!"
"I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died. We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body."
Amrita's heart sank.!!! WITH. FEAR!
But my husband is here with me?"
"Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train."
Amrita was about to lose her conscience.
How could this happen?!
She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves!
She ran into the other room. He was not there. It was true! He had left her for good!!
Oh God she would have died for another chance to mend every little fight!
She rolled on the floor in pain. She lost her chance! Forever!
Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Rajiv came out and
said..... "Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today".
Wednesday, 5 December 2012
Man of the millennium..
From: sigismond sequeira on 5 December 2012 20:20
Man of the Millennium.....
"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
Monday, 26 November 2012
Whispers of God
Saturday, 24 November 2012
Legal Jokes
Legal jokes for week end.
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500!" replied the man. "Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need," said the lawyer.
The professor of a Contract Law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then replied, "Ok. I will tell him - "I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before and hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding.
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a cheque in the mail for for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read : 'Legal Consultation Service': $150.
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with Honours, and then went home to join his father's legal firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, you know what, in one day I managed to solve the accident case that you've been working on for 10 years!" His father responded : " You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for 10 years
Take a lesson or two - Good humour
He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, "Hey, old man, have you ever danced?"
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said,
"Well, you old fag, you're gonna dance now!" With that he started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old man prospector -- not wanting to get a toe blown off -- started hopping around as everybody laughed.
When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. Instantly the crowd stopped laughing.
When the young gunslinger heard the sounds he turned around very slowly. The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old man and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's butt?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir ... but ... I've always wanted to."
There are a few lessons for us all here:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't use up all your ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always, ALWAYS make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.
I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?
Love is not blind - A nice story
Love is not blind. Love is blindly deaf.
"I can't marry you", she wrote to her fiance. I will stay sharp and ugly forever. Find yourself another beautiful young woman as you deserve, because I am not worthy of you! Few days later, she received this answer from her fiance : "I have got an eye disease and the doctor just told me that I will be permanently blind! If despite this, you want to accept me, I still want to marry you!"
They got married at that time. The fiance was totally blind. They lived 20 years in LOVE , in joy and understanding. She was his guide and became his eyes and light. LOVE guided them in the tunnel of darkness .
One day, she became seriously ill, she regretted leaving him alone in the darkness. The day she died, he opened his eyes to the astonishment of all.
"I was not blind", he said. I pretended thatI was blind, so that she be not distressed in the thought that I would see her face disfigured!
MORAL: TRUE LOVE SEES BEYOND PHYSICAL BEAUTY, BECAUSE TRUE LOVE IS SEEN WITH THE HEART!
Friday, 23 November 2012
Dr Nandita Shah reports from the 21-day Disease Reversal program at SwaSwara
Dr Nandita Shah reports from the 21-day Disease Reversal program at SwaSwara
Dr Nandita Shah will be writing a daily report of activities and developments during SHARAN's 21-day Disease Reversal Program which is currently underway at SwaSwara resort in Karnataka. During this special program, participants will be served a whole food plant-based diet and observing its effects on their health. More information on the complete program is available here.
Day 1 - Sunday 3 June 2012Day 12 – Thursday 14 June 2012
Today we had an amazing meditation on the beach in the morning. It was conducted by the hotel yoga teacher who is a doctor. Everyone who went loved it. After this were the usual health checks, fruits, yoga classes. Since a few days we have 2 kinds of yoga classes in the morning, beginners and advanced.
After breakfast we had another session by Nandini Gulati on movement. It was about the importance of movement for our body and how to motivate ourselves to move more. She spoke about her own personal experiences and we had interactive sessions. We talked about our blocks to exercise and what we can do to reduce them or eliminate them. We had a short dance session too so that we could directly feel the effect that exercise has on our body. We also each wrote a list of 20 things that we like about ourselves. Sometimes we forget to appreciate ourselves and we focus on the bad rather than the good, so we want to look at the other side more.
After lunch we had some consultations and yoga nidra and then those who wanted went on the visit to Gokarna. Gokarna is known for its Mahabaleshwar Shiva temple, and the town is very beautiful too with its tank. Every house has a temple.
In the evening was a cooking class - South Indian food. Then meditation – this time it was pranayama meditation. In the post dinner session we read some love notes to each other and we saw a part of a film on understanding more about our shadow side and how we can use this to our advantage by understanding it more.
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