Positive husband!
Husband and wife are about to go to sleep. The wife, standing in front of a full-length mirror, takes a hard look at herself, and says:"You know, dear," I look in the mirror, and see a middle-aged woman. My face is all getting wrinkled, my hair is going grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says,
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies her hard for a moment thinking about it
and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,
"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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