Sunday, 30 January 2011

Strange Coincidence

"This year we will experience 4 unusual dates....
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11,

....Now figure this:
Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and it will EQUAL.....111"

Friday, 28 January 2011

Richest man in India

With all the sacks of onions under him, this man's being touted as the richest man in India today...
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Old Friends

From: Raphael Maliakal on 27 January 2011
 
Old friends are like Gold! New friends are Diamonds!
If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold!
Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a base of Gold!
Raphael Maliakal
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From: leo cunha on 28 January 2011

raphael,
  the new year seems to have inspired you in more ways than one.  in addition to the humor, i see a touch of the philosophical.  way to go man  ............    have a nice day   ....   leo

Thursday, 27 January 2011

How to not get older, just wiser!!

Prayer



L ord,   You know that I am growing older.  


K eep   me from becoming talkative and possessed with the idea that I must express myself on every subject.  


R elease   me from the craving to straighten out everyone's affairs.  


K eep   me from the recital of endless detail. Give me wings to get to the point.  


S eal   my lips when I am inclined to tell of my aches and pains. They are increasing with the years and my love to speak of them grows sweeter as time goes by .  


T each   me the glorious lesson that occasionally I may be wrong.  


M ake   me thoughtful but not nosy; helpful but not bossy.  

 

W ith   my vast store of wisdom and experience, it does seem a pity not to use it all. But you know Lord,

I want a few friends at the end !  

 

Profiling....

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?"
The clerk says "Are you a Sikh"?
The customer, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something:
If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The customer says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you say I am Sikh?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Liquor Store."

London Fire...

In a run-down part of East London, a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house that had been divided into four flats.
A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists and full time 'benefit cheats' lived on the first floor... all six tragically perished in the fire.
A group of seven Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor... they too, all perished in the fire.
Six Albanian, gang banger, ex-cons - all claiming political asylum and living off the state for free, occupied the 3rd floor... they too died.
But the middle aged Indian couple who lived on the top floor miraculously survived.
The Equal Opportunities Commission, Amnesty International, Human Rights Activists, Black Community Leaders and British Islamic Council were all furious at the apparent racial inequality of the situation.
Why was just the Indian couple saved? Questions were raised in the House of Commons, the popular media picked up the story and within hours it was National and indeed International news.
Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, when questioned stated calmly that it would be unwise to jump to conclusions until all of the Emergency Services had completed their report. He closed by stating that he expected their initial assessment to be available within the next 36 hours – so perhaps it would be best to let the experts gather the evidence and report back before he commented any further.
A large motorcade of representatives from all five groups, together with the Home Secretary drove to the area, having demanded a meeting with the local Chief Fire Officer. They made sure that a large pack of popular Press and TV had been briefed on the visit and so the motorcade was met by a huge gaggle of journalists, TV interviewers and cameras.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Africans, Muslims and Albanians all died in the fire and only the Indian couple lived.
One bemused Chief Fire Officer quietly replied...
"Because they were both at work."

Sunday, 23 January 2011

2011.0123: Mumbai - with Norman Lobo & fly

Thank you Cyril, Sigismund, Terrence and Raphael... for responding to my mail on the Bombay visit. Sorry if the photographs were confusing...
I have uploaded the lot with individual captions on to a picasa album on the web - and you can view them at the link http://picasaweb.google.com/maxpk44/20110123MumbaiWithNormanFly?authkey=Gv1sRgCP2Az_Cxj7-V8gE#
Hope this viewing will be less confusing.
Warm regards,
Maxie

On 23 January 2011 18:13, Cyril Veliath wrote:
Dear Maxie
Thanks a million for those lovely snaps. I can recognize you and Norman, but I wish I knew who the other people in the snaps were. Also, I would like to know whose wedding it was. Do put it up in the blog and give us an explanation. Be sure to convey my best wishes to Norman and his family.
Take care and God bless you all.
Cyril Veliath
On Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM, Maxwell wrote:
Hey you guys..
I spent a night at Norman Lobo's and his family in Mumbai; and today we had a late morning walk in the sun around Mount Mary's to Bandra Fort during which I went on a clicking spree. Thought I wil share the lot with y'all.
Will send separately the few pictures I clicked at Leo's in Baangalore.
With warm regards,
Maxie
You have been sent 39 pictures.

Saturday, 15 January 2011

Maxwell at Leo's on 15 Jan 2011

During my rcent visit to Bangalore, spent a quiet and enjoyable evening with Leo and Philippa at their serene appartment on Miller Road. My niece Malini had accompanied me, and our classmate Jossie Rego was there too with his wife Yvonne.
The conversation - mostly dominated by Jossie and his discourse on defending the faith - was spirited and lively; but the photography was a disaster - had managed to click just a few randomly, and forgot to get myself in any of them!
Just a few displayed here, but the rest can be viewed at my picasa web albums by clicking on the link:
https://picasaweb.google.com/maxpk44/20110115LeoS?authkey=Gv1sRgCOCCt7aq-IfC9AE#




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Sunday, 9 January 2011

British Newspaper classified ads

Dr. Talwar's Clinic
Church Road, CAERAU, CARDIFF CF5 5LQ
Tel: 029 20 403197 Mobile: 0771 485 6975

UK CLASSIFIED ADS
You have to love British humour!
These are classified ads which were actually placed in a UK newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is an oldie but fantastic! ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Refrigerator

Refrigerator
It got crowded in heaven. So it was decided that, for one day, only people who had really had a bad day on the day they died will be accepted. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair. So I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator.... and I had a great fall"

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

The dog

 

An oldish, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:

'He lives in a home with non-stop chatting wife, 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?


Sunday, 2 January 2011

Maxwell on television.......

On 2 January 2011 03:59, Arun Talwar <arunstalwar@gmail.com; wrote:
Dear Maxie,
Congratulations !!
We were pleasantly surprised to see you on the NDTV last night discussing about the Dr. Talwar murder case.
Maxie, you were just brilliant and outstanding. So was the scarf you had on!!
Maxie we are very proud of you, and please don't forget to advice us the next time you are to appear onTV.
Love
Arun
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Dear Arun and Chand,

Wonderful to hear you were watching NDTV in Cardiff on New Year's eve - and caught a glimpse of me in the debate on the Arushi Talwar murder
case of NOIDA (UP). On NDTV the clip I believe was for not more than two or three minutes?

In fact I was also on TimesNow channel at the same time the previous night on the same topic - but for a debate that lasted more than an hour (from 9pm local to past 10pm local): the NewsHour programme anchored by Arnab Goswami - it was a high profile line up of panellists too: fiery activist women's rights lawyer Flavia Agnes from Bombay; celebrated author and columnist Shobha De also from Mumbai; Supreme Court senior lawyer Pinki Anand; former CBI Director VijayRamaRao; former Addl Solicitor Genl of India Vikas Singh; and the rear-guard pidlywig ex-cop from Delhi yours truly Maxwell Pereira!

And on the day previous to that too (the day CBI filed their closure report in the Aarushi case in court) I was on the TV-channel CNN-IBN, also on the same topic.

Though after return from my travels - this October onwards - I tried keeping away from the channels for some time, in the month of December
they did not spare me; have appeared on some channel or the other every other day, if not everyday as it happened in the last week of the year. So it really becomes a bit difficult to inform friends in advance, especially since more often than not there is hardly enough advance notice given to me too by the channel, and all my appearances are live and never pre-recorded! Even so, I will try to inform if possible.

With warm regards, and wishes for 2011 once again...
Maxie

Saturday, 1 January 2011

Arun wishes all the very best for 2011

A New Year's wish for You and Yours...

Best wishes from Arun, Chand , Annu and Kabir.

May you get a clean bill of health
from your dentist, your ophthalmologist, your psychiatrist,
your cardiologist, your urologist,
your proctologist, your gynaecologist, your podiatrist,
your plumber, and the REVENUE Dept

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift,
your love handles, and your stocks never fall,
and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides,
your cholesterol, your white blood count, your weight,
and your property assessments never increase.

May you be sensitive to the needs of others
and may you create within yourself
a balance of your own needs.

May you laugh at yourself
and realize if you were supposed to touch your toes while exercising,
the Lord would have placed them further up,
and may you realize the reason so many people
take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again.

May what you see in the mirror delight you
and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to accept
and forgive your faults and be blind to your blemishes,
and tell the whole world about your virtues.

May you live in a world at peace,
with an awareness of the beauty of every sunset,
every flower, every child's smile,
and every wonderful astonishing beat of your own heart.

If by laughter, I can cause you to wipe one tear
from your cheek, that is my only reward.

Above all, may you continue to smile,
may your life be filled with laughter,
and may you never forget the words
found in the Book of Proverbs ...

"A gloomy spirit rots the bones; but a merry heart is like good medicine."