A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?"
The clerk says "Are you a Sikh"?
The customer, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something:
If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The customer says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you say I am Sikh?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Liquor Store."
The clerk says "Are you a Sikh"?
The customer, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something:
If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The customer says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you say I am Sikh?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Liquor Store."
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