Monday, 19 March 2012

should children witness childbirth?

Date: 19 March 2012
....we have something from hector noronha at last
Should any children witness childbirth? 
Good question!!!. 
           Here's your answer.... 
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
the call. 
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked little Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby... 
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. 
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.... 
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom, and
Connor began to cry. 
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.. 
Kathleen quickly responded,  'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....
Smack his ass again !!!'    
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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