Understanding Women.....

WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding her purchased items. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a TV remote control her purse. 'Do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN    (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women.   I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.   WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede their position..   As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day, 30,000 to a man's 15,000.   The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband turned and asked, 'What?!' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were argueing about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first and we won't have to wait so long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'But you are in charge of the cooking so you should do it.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, the Bible says the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, opened to the Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, where it says, 'HEBREWS'. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a   rough draft before the masterpiece