It's sad we had no Punjabis in our class....

You're a TRUE PUNJABI if..

Your grandmum finds u "Kamjor" even if you're overweight.

When unwell, your entire family turns into doctors.

You are so Loud when happy, that people think you are Fighting.

If you converse for more than 15 minutes, the topic is FOOD.

You can speak any language in Punjabi -- "Kinni soni wind blowndi ae".

You earn Rs.1 and spend Rs.1:50.

You aren't Fat, you belong to a "khaata peeta" family.

You have one word for many emotions --
Surprised: Oye
Calling out: Oye-e
Angry: OYE-E-E
In pain: oye oye oye

After gossiping about someone for hours, you end by saying, "SAANU KI JI"