Your nice poem brought on more than a grin, Leo! ...it sure is a thunderous cracker!!!
Also, its windy and breezyness makes me wish at this our stage in life - when we tend to be a limitless source of natural gas for an energy-starved nation - mine to be categorized among the relief providing longest ones just loud enough to be an expression of personal and 'patriotic' satisfaction managed with an unembarrassed stoic and dignified face - even in company!
And mind you, I am still not ready to be termed an OLD FART..... !!!
Most relaxing thing that can happen .... when you....
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
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