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Some all time greats ! Have fun... !!

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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient!

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Passionate kiss, like spider we; lead to undoing of fly!

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Better to be pissed off than be pissed on!

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He who walk through airport door sideways, going to Bangkok!

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Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem, wake up with solution in hand!

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Girl who sits on jockey's lap get hot tip!

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Girl who sit on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge!

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Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent!

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Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble puttig on pants!

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Man who stand onn street corner with hands in pocket, not feeling crazy - feeling nuts!

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Squirrel who run up women's legs not find nuts!

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He who run after bus, get exhaust-ed!

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Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion!

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Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck!

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He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs!