I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I
finished my pint and noticed that everybody was
staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening
to my iPod.
I desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I
finished my pint and noticed that everybody was
staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening
to my iPod.
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