There was a filthy rich man in Boston and he had a smart wife. It so happened the rich man fell ill and was in his death bed. He calls his wife one day and tells her, " Honey I may die any
day now. I have generated lot of wealth for you, please enjoy it after me. However you have to do me a favor. After I die before I am burried, could you please place $100,000 in my casket and then I can be burried." His beloved wife agreed.
day now. I have generated lot of wealth for you, please enjoy it after me. However you have to do me a favor. After I die before I am burried, could you please place $100,000 in my casket and then I can be burried." His beloved wife agreed.
So the day came the rich man dies and his body was taken to the cemetery and before they close the casket the wife comes with a large envelope and places it in the casket and the rich man was burried.
One of the wife's friend asked in a quiet tone, "Don't tell me you have inserted $100,000 in that envelove that you placed in your husband's casket".
The wife replied, "What I did was, deposited that $100,000 into my account and wrote him a check and placed it in the casket".
The moral of this story is: The women are smarter than men because they are made that way. I am not a Doctor or a medical professional, but I know for a fact that women think from both side of their brain, but men from only one side. Women do not take risks, they have to be sure of anything they do, hence there are very few fighter women pilots and few women stock brokers. I admire women because they can do multi-tasks at the same time. They are capable of holding their infant in one arm, stir a pot of soup on the stove with the other arm, speak on the telephone and smoke a cigarete all at the same time. I don't think men can do these things all at the same time!!
The moral of this story is: The women are smarter than men because they are made that way. I am not a Doctor or a medical professional, but I know for a fact that women think from both side of their brain, but men from only one side. Women do not take risks, they have to be sure of anything they do, hence there are very few fighter women pilots and few women stock brokers. I admire women because they can do multi-tasks at the same time. They are capable of holding their infant in one arm, stir a pot of soup on the stove with the other arm, speak on the telephone and smoke a cigarete all at the same time. I don't think men can do these things all at the same time!!
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