First Class Magistrates

From: Trilochan Bailur : 4 September 2012

A First Class Magistrate (FCM) is going thru' a forest one evening
when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He
knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman.
FCM: Can I spend the night at your place?
Woman: Well. I live alone.
FCM: I'm an honourable man, a FCM.
Woman: I got only one bed.
FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.
Woman: I go to bed naked.
FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.
Woman: Be my guest, FCM.
Next morning while leaving, FCM finds the woman busy with her poultry..
FCM: Good birds you got there.
Woman: Yeah.
FCM: How many cocks and how many hens?
Woman: Two hundred hens, one cock.
FCM: But I can see over a dozen cocks around.
Woman: Only one cock over there. The others are first class magistrates.