Sardar mathematics......

From: Trilochan Bailur on 2 September 2012
Here is a Sardar Joke to make you chuckle.

Santa Singh Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad Hi Beta Ho Gaya.
Santa: "Ye Hamara Bachha 3 Mahine Baad Kaise Ho Gaye?
Aur Logo Ka toh 9 Mahine Baad Hota Hai?"
Biwi: "Aaap Bhi Na..Ye Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Time Hua Hai?"
Santa:"3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Meri Shaadi Ko?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi:  "Aur Hamara Bachcha Kitne Time Baad Hua?"
Santa: "3 Mahine Baad"
Biwi: "Total Kitne Months Ho Gaye?"
Santa Khushi Se: "Oh Shit Yaar, SAMAY Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala............. Sorry Janu Mene Tumpar Shak Kiya"
Biwi: Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega Kya

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